“Alan!” – A velociraptor, Jurassic Park 3 This movie’s title is a bit long and ridiculous (under what circumstances is the dinosaur ‘kingdom’ fallen? It’s ludicrous) so I will delightfully refer to this as “Dinosaurs 5” because it is amusing. Anyway, the newest Dinosaurs film was fairly entertaining. That said, this movie hit many of […]
It’s probably wrong of me to see the third Thor film without seeing the second. In answer to this, I didn’t care to see the second Thor film. From what I’ve gathered, I was right to avoid it. However, this movie is a bit different from most Marvel outings in my opinion. I’d like to start […]
Deadpool is watching you almost as much as you are watching him.
I’m writing this from memory because I am unwilling to watch this film again. I don’t believe I could be paid enough to watch it again. Name an incentive, and it will be insufficient. Into The Woods angered me. I was shaken to my core and I wanted to melt into an ooze which would […]