“Alan!” – A velociraptor, Jurassic Park 3 This movie’s title is a bit long and ridiculous (under what circumstances is the dinosaur ‘kingdom’ fallen? It’s ludicrous) so I will delightfully refer to this as “Dinosaurs 5” because it is amusing. Anyway, the newest Dinosaurs film was fairly entertaining. That said, this movie hit many of […]
Well, this is a ridiculous movie. It is about a group of adult men playing tag. That’s the movie. Really. I expect most readers to think “wait, that’s absurd, that won’t be a good movie” and they would be…somewhat wrong. Technically, the movie is about tag but it’s so hilariously over-the-top most of the time that […]
What a haunting and visceral experience I’ve had with this film…it is beautiful and terrifying and fantastic. Perhaps more importantly, this movie is….subtle. There are things you won’t notice right away, that aren’t just thrown in your face haphazardly with a sudden loud noise (as has become expected with modern horror). Hereditary gives you that […]
The review for Deadpool was the first I formally wrote here, and now, as it goes, there’s been a sequel. Now, my main complaint for Deadpool 1 was that the story was mindless and overly simplistic. I am pleased to note that, for this sequel, they made sure to have an interesting and compelling story. […]
Here we have another film in the famous Marvel Cinematic Universe….yet it hardly comes across as such. Most Marvel movies seem to be boggled down by massive amounts of expository world-building and character development; while this is important, in a sense, it can also be stale. When I saw Doctor Strange in 2016, although I […]
Wes Anderson’s new film is out and it is a lovely movie with a lot to say about ethics and racism and dogs. It’s also likely the best stop-motion film ever made. I’m not sure anybody should need to know more, but I’m still going to review the film properly. Let me start with the visuals; […]
